A Date With Mags

50 Shades of Mags So you want to date Mags? Here is your chance. [[Begin the Date]]

You're going on your first date with Mags. You put on your glad rags and admire yourself in the mirror. [[Your Phone Meeps]]

It's a message from Mags. How delightful! She wants your advice on what to wear. [[Wear Something Sexy -> Sexy Style]] [[Wear Something Formal -> Formal Style]] [[Wear Something Whimsical -> Boho Style]]

You excitedly message Mags with your idea. You wonder if suggesting fishnet stockings was too much. It was. [[The End -> Fail]]

You have failed to date Mags. Please leave your perversions away from date night next time. At least for the first date ...

Pick anything, be eclectic you suggest. She will be beautiful in bin bags you think to yourself. [[Date Night-> Choose Location]]

You suggest something smart, smart casual or casually smart. In your pre-date excitement words become difficult. Pick anything you say. [[Date Night -> Choose Location]]

A maid outfit you suggest. Girls like frilly things! [[A Maid Outfit]] Maybe not. [[Wear Something Formal -> Formal Style]] [[Wear Something Whimsical -> Boho Style]]

Your budget was tight where did you choose to go for dinner? Cheap, fancy or 'Oh heck!'? [[Burgerz R'Us -> Fast Food]] [[Macaroni Mayhem -> Italian Stallion]] [[Heck You Forgot -> Picnic Panic]]

Everyone loves a burger you think. You were wrong, your date fizzles out under a fluorescent glare. [[The End -> Failiure to Food]]

It starts out well. Then went downhill when the waiters put Pavarotti's Greatest Hit on repeat. You try to save the night with witty conversation but cannot be heard over the Cornetto advert music. [[ The End -> Failiure to Food]]

You grab some food from the fridge and stuff it into a bag for life. You message Mags to tell her there has been a change of location. [[To the Beach -> Beach Picnic]] [[To the Wood -> Woodland Picnic]] [[To The Shops -> Mall Picnic]]

Your culinary venue was unbecoming of a Goddess like Mags. Welcome to the friend zone, if you're lucky.

You meet at the beach. The weather is nice. You stare into one another's eyes and nibble your munchables. The sun shines upon you both. [[The End -> Beach Win]]

You meet up at a local park. You suggest a nearby picnic bench in a secluded area. Go for it? [[Hold Hands -> Hand Holding]] [[Don't Hold Hands -> Hand Holding]]

She meets you at the local shops. As you nibble on your Egg & Cress sandwiches you feel her passion fading. You have failed with retail. [[The End -> Mall Fail]]

It is true that girls do like the shops. Not in this case though. You have failed to date Mags.

The sun continues to shine upon you both. Her delicate skin reddens and then starts to burn to a crisp. Sadly she is not red because of demure blushing ... Maybe later apply some sun lotion? You have achieved moderate date success.

She holds your hand! [[To The Picnic -> Picnic Part Two]]

You both sit and nibble your sandwiches. Birds tweet, butterflies flutter and squirrels lick their nuts. Maybe some nice words? [["You're looking hot AF" -> Hot Fail]] [["I'd like to butter your crumpet!" -> Hot Fail]] [[ No Words, Just Smiles -> Please Continue]]

Your brave words fall to the ground and gasp their last. Throwing a pork pie in your general direction Mags strides away. You have failed to date Mags.

You continue to chat and get to know one another. Things seem to be going well. Time for the next stage! [[Touch Boob, Claim Accident -> Boob Fail]] [[Attempt Snog, Lunge First -> Snog Fail]] [[Hold Hands, Enjoy Surroundings -> Advanced Hand Holding]]

Nope! A strong nope. You have failed to date Mags, please leave.

With a slap that was heard around the world your dreams of dating Mags are over. Too soon for tongues!

Your hands fit one another like a pair of hands. As the sun begins to set she snuggles closer leaning her head upon your shoulder. A happy sigh escapes her. [[ Boob Touch Now? -> Boob Fail]] [[ Arm Around Shoulder -> Hug Win]] [[ Lean In With a Happy Sigh -> Hug Win]]

Warming one another you watch the sun go down behind the trees. You have successfully dated Mags. You pack to go home. What happens tonight? [[Something Saucy -> Good End]] [[Something Spicy -> Good End]]

Maybe ... If you would like a late night 18+ extended version of this story please ask Mags. Thanks for trying to date my wife!